Stephen Colbert said it himself. His latest book, "I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)," released on Tuesday by Grand Central Publishing, would be "the perfect gift to give a child, or grandchild, for their high school or college graduation. Also, Father's Day. Also, other times." So don't let the book's illustrations and short length fool you. And don't be swayed by the cover blurb from late author of "Where the Wild Things Are" Maurice Sendak. This ain't no bedtime story.