Nov 22, 2012 02:32 PM EST
Thanksgiving Day 'Fifty Shades of Grey-Style:' A Chicken Cookbook With Sexy, Delicious Recipes to Spice Up the Kitchen

Thanksgiving is finally here, and for those who don't like to eat turkey on this day, chicken is another alternative. What better way to spice it up than to use the "Fifty Shades of Grey" style.

"Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook" has some great recipes for chicken, and also some naughty ways to cook it.

Written by F.L. Fowler, the parody was published by Crown Publishing Group and was released on Nov. 13.

In an interview, Fowler talked about how E.L. James' "Fifty Shades" trilogy inspired her to write the parody.

"It evoked something I'd never been able to express," Fowler said, according to HindustanTimes.

"Then one day as I was tying up the ankles of a chicken for roasting, I realized why some of the scenes in the book were so strikingly familiar. It turns out I've been practicing BDSM for years - but with poultry," she added.

The 160-page book is described:

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
 
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
 
"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook," he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. "I want to prepare you, very much." This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. "I will control everything that happens here," he says. "You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient." I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something-what? Something delicious.
 
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  
 

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts-"The Novice Bird" (easy recipes for roasters), "Falling to Pieces" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and "Advanced Techniques" (the climax of cooking)-Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. 

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

[READ SOME EXCERPTS HERE]

The book contains recipes such as Extra-Virgin Chicken, Hot-Rubbed Hen, Crimson Chicken Breasts, Pounded Tenderloin, and You Dirty Bird.

So try one of these recipes for your Thanksgiving dinner, that's if you haven't already started making the feast already.

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